What are the chunks of red things in the cheese sauce?

What are the chunks of red things in the cheese sauce?

If there’s a standard of the world in crappy microwave food, it’s the Banquet microwave meal. In many grocery stores these can be purchased for $0.99. This particular gem was provided by a coworker. He eats these things everyday. I haven’t gathered the gumption to try this particular one yet. I think my favorite attribute is the total government issued name. They at least could have tried to be clever. I think a 30 second romp through the break-room in the marketing department could have yielded something better than “Cheesy Smothered Meat Patty Meal.”

Mudbutt Scale: 9/10 While it’s cooling, start walking towards the bathroom.