Actual serving size half as much as pictured
Sorry for the poor picture. I’ll retake it as soon as I can find another box of this garbage. If you’re like me and you grew up eating Hamburger Helper and Chef Boyardee, you’d probably mistake this for Chili-Mac or Beef-a-Roni. You’d be wrong. This stuff is horrible. About every third bite, you chomp down on something that threatens to chip a tooth. I don’t know what it is, but I liken it to eating a deer that’s been peppered with buckshot. In fact, I think that the Banquet Company genetically engineered a meat product for their low-cost microwave foods. Somewhere in Kansas there’s a warehouse, and in that warehouse are thousands and thousands of legless, armless meat bunnies waiting for their turn at the slaughter house…
Mudbutt Scale: 6/10