The perfect combination of cheap and awesome
Ok, so this technically isn’t a microwave food, but it’s cheap and it’s in the Microwave Food section. It’s also freakin spectacular. I eat one of these everyday when I get home from work. The cheese is a little sparse, so I throw on a bit of mozzarella, and by the time I’ve slipped into something more comfortable and mixed up a liquor drink, it’s done baking. These are 4 for $5 at the local Publix and they’re the exact same as the Totino’s Party Pizzas, which are more expensive. On a side note, I’ve never really figured out why these individual pizzas always go for the thick chunks of pepperoni rather than the thin round slices like larger pizzas. It seems to me like if they’d switch they could get away with less cheese. I learned at Papa John’s that the cheese is the most expensive single ingredient on a pizza.
Mudbutt Scale: 4/10