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Nuclear Cheese
This meal will END you. Oddly enough, it doesn’t taste nearly as bad as it looks, but the color of the cheese is unholy. It’s sort of a bright puice green color. If that’s even possible. It takes a significant amount of gumption to even microwave the thing after you take it out of the box. The rice is a pretty loose interpretation of the word. It’s basically a small vat of red shit with some slightly harder pieces of white shit in that vaguely resembles rice. Refried beans are pretty much refried beans wherever you go. They’re a bit like AIDS, any way you church them up, they still suck.
Mudbutt Scale 10/10 Just go ahead and take the microwave with you into the bathroom.