Hot Pockets

Crack Cocaine to the Microwave Food Fiend

When all is said and done in the age of the microwave and we look back on it with fond memories of dried out chicken and those God-forsaken English peas in every bite, I do believe that Hot Pockets will reside directly below popcorn on the list of most popular microwave items. I have a sick fascination with these things. They’re made of a bread-like product filled with goo that’s flavored like things. They make all sorts of varieties, none of which are particularly good. But still I eat on…

I’d strongly advise against looking inside that bread. Devilry lives in there.

Mudbutt Scale: 7/10 – Only eat these at home, or in close vicinity to a friendly toilet.